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Michael Hearst - Blobfish | Listen for free at bop.fm Blobby has been deemed huggable enough for plush toys and has inspired an ocean of silly poems, apps, emoji, smartphone games with tag lines like вЂњBuild Up Your Hero and EVOLVE! What Strange and Wonderful Things Will He Become?вЂќ, memes (вЂњGo Home Evolution: YouвЂ™re DrunkвЂќ) and even a song by childrenвЂ™s book author Michael Hearst:ДЇloats upon the bottom, lazy as can be. A photograph snapped aboard ship lit up on social media and transformed this squidgy bottom feeder into an aquatic Grumpy Cat, with devoted followers on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and Tumblr. Of the hundreds of deep-sea critters hauled in on the New Zealand expedition, the Psychrolutes microporos was the breakout star.

Has there ever been crueler proof that alcohol changes the way you look? Blobby.вЂќ Indeed, these days the Blobster suggests nothing so much as a freshly Botoxed baked potato. вЂњHe-or she-now looks like an 85-year-old Mr. BlobbyвЂ™s skin and collapsed his-or her-snout,вЂќ laments Mark McGrouther, the museumвЂ™s fish manager. The famous downturned grin is gone, the tiny currant eyes have receded in deep alcoves, and the nose-which once evoked Ziggy of comic strip fame-is shaped less like a turnip than a fallen soufflГ©.Дredged up off the coast of New Zealand during a 2003 research voyage, the specimen has spent the last decade suspended in a 70 percent ethyl-alcohol solution. Blobby-as the photogenic blobfish is affectionately known-is no longer Bubblicious-pink. The worldвЂ™s most misunderstood fish reposes in pickled splendor on a shelf of the basement archives at the Australian MuseumвЂ™s Ichthyology Collection, in Sydney.

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